Kai from 520

''Doctor,before u performed the autopsy,did u check for a pulse?''
''No.''

''Did u check for blood pressure?''
''No.''

''Did u chech for breathing?''
''No.''

''So then is it possible that the patient was alive when u began the autopsy?''
''No.''

''How can u be so sure ,doctor?''
''Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.''

''But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?''
''It's possible that he could've been alive and practising law somewhere.''