''Doctor,before u performed the autopsy,did u check for a pulse?''
''No.''
''Did u check for blood pressure?''
''No.''
''Did u chech for breathing?''
''No.''
''So then is it possible that the patient was alive when u began the autopsy?''
''No.''
''How can u be so sure ,doctor?''
''Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.''
''But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?''
''It's possible that he could've been alive and practising law somewhere.''
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